How convinced was I that invitations to Apple’s iPhone event would go out tomorrow rather than today? So convinced that I’m not 100% certain that they've actually gone out. Oh sure it’s being reported by All Things D, The Loop, and The Unofficial Apple Weblog... what does that prove? They might just be trying to fool me.
We all know they’re out to get me...
You can run your stories in Apple Insider and CNET and The New York Times. You can show me the art of icons and the tagline “Let’s talk iPhone.” You can hold up all of these things as proof, and what do they prove?
It’s like all of that evolution talk and climate change crap and Trident being safe because 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it for their patients who chew gum. Did it ever occur to you that that fifth dentist may know something?
Did invitations actually go out today? Or is that just what they want you to think?
It’s hard to imagine they did go out today since I didn’t... get...
So yeah, invitations went out today summoning the few, the few, the people important enough to be invited. Sure I could be bitter but that would get in the way of my being truly bitter.
The Place: Apple’s Cupertino-campus
The Date: Tuesday, October 4th
The Time: 10AM PDT
The Purpose: Let’s Talk iPhone.
Says so right on the invitation, “Let’s talk iPhone.”
My money’s on CEO Tim Cook finally announcing a full-on TV Apple TV. Who’s with me Piper Jaffray analyst Gene Munster?
I really thought the invitation would come out tomorrow.